- Schnee wrote:
- Who are they are why are they draped on TOM????
- Spoiler:
I shudder to think what Sweetiejay will say about that shirt with the handprints on the breasts.
Oh. My. God.
Handprints on breasts and a giant red belt buckle and BLEACHED F*CKING JEANS that are CROPPED and worn with SNEAKERS. HIGH RISE SNEAKERS. WITH CROPPED JEANS.
This outfit will be in my nightmares tonight. I can't even
appreciate the bbs in this picture. And the girl wound around Tom has this smirk on her face that makes me want to slap her.
Sweetheart, you are weaing a grey sack dress, shrunken blazer and hideous black boots. Tom is simply amused by your eerie resemblance to ShamWow on their excursion down to the river to suck face for the cameras.
Spray tan. Check.
Four inches of make-up. Check.
Distorted hairdo. Check.
Terrible dress sense. Check.
Ugly shoes. Check.
Inflated sense of self. Check. Check. Check.
Women of the world, listen. Grey dress, black jacket and black shoes are not going to impress Tom. Two already have tried and failed. Step up your game, pay attention to what you wear, embrace the heels and avoid the monochromatic black and grey without white.
Does no one listen to me?
I really miss my Chantelle thread.
*Woe*