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PostSubject: Tell us some jokes   Tell us some jokes EmptySun Sep 13, 2009 4:53 pm

Let's tell jokes!

I don't know if this one is too "dirty" so I'll post it in white Razz



and, I will remove it - schnee
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PostSubject: Re: Tell us some jokes   Tell us some jokes EmptySun Sep 13, 2009 5:10 pm

I only know Super-Dirty jokes...But here's a cute one.

How did Spongebob tear his pants while surfing?
He got caught in a Rip-Tide! XD
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PostSubject: Re: Tell us some jokes   Tell us some jokes EmptySun Sep 13, 2009 5:31 pm

okay... well these should be fine since I've been working at a summer camp for 2 months, and all of my dirty jokes have evacuated my mind. so here goes (fyi, these are really stupid, but hilarious at the same time... idk how to explain it)

1. Q - why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A - because someone threw a fridge at him! Very Happy

2. Q - why did the chicken cross the road? A - to show the raccoon it could be done. Laughing

3. (these ones all go together)
Qa - why did the koala fall out of the tree? Aa - because it was dead.
Qb - why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Ab - because it was stapled to the first koala.
Qc - why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Ac - Peer Pressure!!! Embarassed

4. Q - why did the koala cross the road? A - because it was stapled to the chicken! lol!

...don't blame me - my campers made these up Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Tell us some jokes   Tell us some jokes EmptySun Sep 13, 2009 5:56 pm

I have a hilarious one but well it includes a bad word. darn it! I love jokes though.
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PostSubject: Re: Tell us some jokes   Tell us some jokes EmptySun Sep 13, 2009 6:35 pm

If your Canadian when you go into the bathroom, and Canadian when you come out, what are you while your inside?
European! Laughing Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Tell us some jokes   Tell us some jokes EmptySun Sep 13, 2009 6:43 pm

tokiohotelxbill wrote:
If your Canadian when you go into the bathroom, and Canadian when you come out, what are you while your inside?
European! Laughing Razz


LIKE!!! cheers


I looooove that joke!
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PostSubject: Re: Tell us some jokes   Tell us some jokes EmptySun Sep 13, 2009 7:08 pm

Damn it! XD I love that!!

If a tree falls on an idiot in the woods,
and no one is around to see it...
Does anyone care?
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PostSubject: Re: Tell us some jokes   Tell us some jokes EmptySun Sep 13, 2009 8:21 pm

Q: Why did the kids salute the refridgerator?

A: Because it was General Electric!!!

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Tell us some jokes   Tell us some jokes EmptySun Sep 13, 2009 8:44 pm

*falls over* Nais!! XD
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PostSubject: Re: Tell us some jokes   Tell us some jokes EmptyMon Sep 14, 2009 7:41 am

I suck at jokes! Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: Tell us some jokes   Tell us some jokes EmptyMon Sep 14, 2009 7:46 am

Keep it clean or this thread will be closed.

We don't have time to moderate you.
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